My laptop's broken. I'm writing on my tiny little notebook right now but I couldn't do this all the time. Plus I have none of my pics. Bahh.
You wanna know how it happened? Tis a tale of woe and horror. Brace yourselves. I had a dancer mate of mine round last night... she's never crashed at my house before but she did last night. We were both pretty drunk. We went to sleep... I wake up and she's wandering around my room opening windows and stuff. Seems pretty out of it... talking complete nonsense. Then she hoists herself up on to my desk and is sitting on my laptop... then I hear the unmistakeable noise of PEEING. That's right, she PISSED on my laptop. When I asked her what she was doing, more gobbledegook. Eventually she went back to bed. Sleep walking, I suspect. She's NOT a person who would do that at all. I get up to mop it up, and it's everywhere. All over my beautiful laptop. She wakes up properly, gets up to help me and realises what she's done, and begins crying miserably. Mortified! Once we clean it up... AHFJHD WHY WON'T IT TURN ON NOOOO. I love my laptop! And now it's gone... because of one drunk girl's sleepy and disgusting actions.
Told you it was bad.
I'm not allowed to tell anyone really as she's so embarrassed and promises to pay for all damages or a new laptop... but I don't want a new laptop. I want mine! And I don't expect her to pay, they can cost up to 600 quid these days. We're students. We're poor.
Took it to the repair man... PLEASE FIX IT MR REPAIR MAN PLEASE PLEASE.
So I won't be blogging until I have it back. Can't say when that'll be. Right in the middle of the SGD, bah humbug! I'll still check up and support all your blogs when I can, I just find it frustrating typing so much on this tiny keyboard. Hopefully won't be too long!
Keep up the work, promise to be back soon!
Love you all,
Q x
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to miss you on here! I'm praying for a speedy recovery on your laptop. I cannot believe how it came to its ending, omg hahaha. That is actually hilarious and mortifying all at the same time.
Whoa, what? I mean, I've been inSANELY drunk before, but I always have at least a little bit of control over myself. I've only blacked out twice, but waking up and mistaking a laptop as a toilet? Haha. That's awful and rather sick. I'm sorry though. That really sucks :/
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm going to miss reading your posts too! I can barely get on here as it is, but I love coming on here and reading your posts, and everyone elses.
I really hope your laptop can be repaired really soon :/
Wow...that's...just...wow. Was she drunk sleepwalking?? That's pretty crazy (but yet I couldnt' help but smile as I picture that!). Good think peeing was all she did on it...I mean, her stomach could've been hurting her or what not! Hey, I'm just sayin' ^.^
ReplyDeleteI hope you're able to get it repaired! If you do get a new one, you could get one just like your old one & switch over the hard drive- as a last case senerio =). That was really nice of her to offer to buy you a new one though!
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Oh no!!! One of my best friends did that when I was staying at her apartment. We had done a lot of drinking, so idk if that was the cause. I woke up and she was squatting in the corner of the room taking a piss. Good luck getting the laptop fixed! xXx
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