COFFEEE

Posting twice in one day THAT'S DEDICATION.

Isn't the picture great? Man, that girl is hot. I think it probably takes more than giving up just massive cheeseburgers to get a figure like that... but the message is there. I like it.

Breakfast today consisted of a little bowl of cereal. I have these little glass bowls that are about half the size of ordinary bowls. Note to everyone - INVEST IN TINY BOWLS. I can eat a tiny bowl's worth of cereal and my stomach will still register it as a full bowl. Score.

Just had lunch. My mum bought BAGELS. Argh. Can't wait til I'm back to the uni house, with all the boys, and I can decide what's in the house for me to eat. Mum knows how much I love bagels. It'd crush her if I blanked them completely. And I felt like I needed a carb fix.

But whilst it was chilling in the toaster, I was thinking, oh god, it's BREAD. Bread is just so... foody. Does that make sense? No, it doesn't. But when bread's in your stomach, you know it's there. And I hate food like that.

So when the bagel came out, I cut it into quarters. And ate 1 quarter, then chucked the rest. I investigated the packaging. 50 calories (ish) in that one quarter. MENTAL NOTE - NEVER EAT BAGELS AGAIN. It was a QUARTER. It sucked. It should have been about 10, but it was 50 calories.

I had a cup of coffee too, as no way was a quarter of a bagel going to fill up my aching stomach. Was thinking a lot about coffee earlier. I used to hate the stuff, but now I can guzzle down a cup a day - I feel incomplete without that cup. Or mug, to be precise. Whatever. But I haven't yet hit that stage where I get caffeine cravings, you know? I have no idea what that feels like. I LIKE drinking coffee, and I LIKE to drink a cup a day, but I don't NEED to. Pretty much all my friends know it's disgusting, and even I know it's disgusting - I can drink it, and I can taste the fact it's disgusting. I can taste its disgustingness... its disgust... or something.

But I still love it. And I still like to drink a cup a day. So in conclusion... I like coffee. But I don't need it. And that entire ramble was pointless.

I still need to get a grip on tea. I feel like a traitor to the country, not liking tea. I'm an oddball.

Dinner today is going to be a cup'o'soup. I'm going out tonight and I don't like to eat a lot pre-clubbing. True, I'm going out in a massive rain mac poncho for a laugh so there's NO WAY I can look particularly fat in that (I'll just look like a complete and utter tit) but I think keeping solid food at bay before a night out is a good habit to get into, for maximum skinniness. Even if I don't look skinny, at least I'll feel it. If that's even possible.

True, there'll no doubt be copious amounts of alcohol a.k.a. liquid calories... but I'm a student, give me a break.

Q x